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Who Me #3

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By Jodie Spartz

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I am... Very different from normal people you would meet (at least I think I am)

I want... to travel the world already!

I have...  no game...well a little...but it's in case of emergency type game (if you don't know what game is stop reading this and give up...on life)

I wish...  there was another option besides me or women that was socially acceptable

I hate...  the fact that I can't tell when people are lying

I fear... being unsuccessful

I hear... the paralegals eating their salads in the conference room

I search... for answers

I wonder... if heaven has a ghetto

I regret... my college antics

I love... studying Buddhism

I ache... with stomach pangs of too much coffee (but it's making me type super fast.. sweet)

I always... look to the sky to humble myself

I Usually... don't hug people, but this last year I've given away four of them...disgraceful (and yes I counted)

I am not... a touchy feely person

I dance... like I'm giving myself  a lap dance (try it with your eyes closed, it's an amazing feeling)

I sing... like I have a voice like Whitney Houston in her golden years, but I sound more like when she was hitting the pipe

I never... have I ever

I rarely... cry in front of people...if I have..it was from laughing too hard at someone falling down, I love it when people fall down

I cry... waterfall tears

I am not always... as confident as I look...well actually yes I am, but I have my off days

I lose... sorely

I'm confused... to why Trix are for kids?

I need... Laughter

I should... get back to work

I dream... of another life



-anonymous 

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